DEAR MURDER MYSTERY AND MAGIC FAN,

What would it be like to enjoy the intrigues of a pirate-themed murder mystery coupled with the intrigues of magic while reveling in the amenities of a cruise ship that reeks of fun and adventure?

Just Think of It!

You’ll be part of our first-ever “Magical Mystery Cruise” taking in the sights and sounds of destinations many people only dream about. Plus, you'll be traveling aboard a world-class floating hotel and solving a challenging case with clues appearing like magic.

Sound Too Good To Be True? Well, Think Again!

The investigative staff at Mysteries on the Net, along with my esteemed associate Magician Paul Noffsinger, has been diligently following all leads with Captain Lou Edwards, a premier cruise agent, to plan an event that could be the highlight of your murder mystery and magic career.

This is Much More Than a Seagoing Murder Mystery Party and Magic Performance!

Yes, you'll find other murder mystery cruises, but you won't find one that compares to the magic that will be part of this one. Here’s what I mean:

WE’LL EMBARK FROM A HISTORIC PIRATE PORT . . .

The Magical Murder Mystery Cruise won’t embark from Miami, Fort Lauderdale or any of the other cities that your friends and neighbors have used as a point of embarkation. Instead, you’ll start your adventure of a lifetime in NEW ORLEANS, one of America's great cities that was a safe haven for pirates in the early 1700s.

In fact, you’ll spend a full-day in "The Big Easy" BEFORE embarking, visiting historical pirate property, hearing tales of buccaneers, and setting the stage for the murder mystery at sea – an unforgettable bonus to your itinerary. Negotiations with hotels are currently underway to find the best possible deal for our band of sleuths.

THEN . . .

We’ll set sail on The Carnival Glory for three other notorious pirate hangouts, KEY WEST, FREEPORT and NASSAU. What better places to pinpoint murder mystery clues and recreate the past than in places that were known pirate haunts with checkered pasts? The complete schedule is on the Itinerary page. Is your interest piquing? There’s even more.

That's Right . . .

On the Magical Murder Mystery Cruise, Paul and I will share with you techniques that have been honed to a fine edge over decades of performances. You’ll learn the techniques of writing and staging your own mystery party, and then be able to dazzle your colleagues with unexpected magic when you revert to your land-locked lifestyle.

The cruise will feature:

A complimentary bottle of wine, chocolate-coated strawberries and a Magical Mystery “goodie bag” awaiting you in your stateroom. ($105 value)
A reception with an open bar for magical mystery cruisers on one of our evenings at sea. ($60 value)
A group photo with all of your fellow Magical Mystery Cruisers to remind you of the great time you had. ($30 value)
A special ongoing pirate-themed murder mystery event that will incorporate clues from our ports of call. You'll have a role in what goes on. You could even be a "prime suspect." The inns that stage my mysteries charge an average of $425 per couple for a murder mystery weekend. (That's $212.50 per person)
Three Murder Mystery Party kits of your choice from the Mysteries on the Net website ($119.94 value)
Three Kids Mystery Party kits of your choice from the Kids Mysteries website ($83.84 value)
A Murder Mystery Writing Workshop (with private consultations) that will give you a step-by-step process for developing your own whodunits, including my Super-Secret Murder Mystery Writing System Workbook. (A $497 value)
Paul’s “Mystery Collection” seminar (and one-on-one coaching) during which you’ll learn how to perplex and amaze your friends with feats of magic. ($250 value)
A copy of my DVD "How to Write the Perfect Murder Mystery Party ($29.95 value)
A copy of "5-Minute Mysteries" ($12.95 value)
An ongoing magical performance by Paul that will surprise and delight you. (priceless)

SO . . . When you book the cruise, you'll receive $1401.18 worth of murder mystery and magic value absolutely FREE as part of this package!!!! And, that doesn’t even take into account our pre-cruise festivities in New Orleans.

AND DON'T FORGET THESE BENEFITS!

Networking opportunities for all Magical Mystery Cruisers. Other cruisers will be assigned to remote areas of the dining room. Our group will have a separate Sleuthing Section with the freedom to meet and mingle with murder mystery aficionados.
Special secret magical sleuthing extras that I can't discuss yet under penalty of unspeakable consequences.

Of course, our private reception and dinner-time networking opportunities are, in reality, also "priceless." You'll remember them for years as you make new friends.

What will this Fantastic Voyage Cost? A Lot Less Than You Think.

Click on the Fares button to the right. You'll find a description of the ship's cabins along with a link where you can put down your deposit TODAY. Only a limited number of cabins is on hold for our cruise, so you need to reserve your spot now.

Keep in mind that the fares you see quoted INCLUDE all taxes, port charges and additional fees. We won’t confuse you by adding all of them on as you are checking out. Instead, you’ll know right up front about the bargain you’ll be receiving when you book our Magical Mystery Cruise.

By Now, You're Asking, "What Do You Know About Murder Mystery Cruises Anyway?"

I'm glad you asked. You could check out the many testimonials from satisfied murder mystery customers on my Mysteries on the Net website. You'll see letters and photos of the many people from around the world who have enjoyed my murder mystery events.

And, just look at the photos of the murder mystery fans on the Album page. They all joined our excursions to Central America, Europe, the Mediterranean Sea, and Alaska. On those cruises, we not only enjoyed the intrigues of murder mystery investigations, but we also enjoyed the sights and sounds of destinations that most people only read about in travel magazines.

Many of our cadre of sleuths vowed to meet again on the high seas for our next seagoing sleuthing spectacular. You'll undoubtedly meet some of them on our Magical Mystery Cruise. And, don't be surprised if you forge lifetime bonds with them and with your other fellow cruisers.

IMPORTANT: This Package Is Available EXCLUSIVELY Through This Website. Even Carnival Cruise Lines Can't Sell It To You!

Only those who book the Magical Mystery Cruise HERE will be eligible to attend our exciting events. If some of the other passengers want to participate, they won't be able to. Just our close-knit Inner Circle of customers will be able to take advantage of this offer. You'll have a personal role in a murder mystery and magic extravaganza that will be the envy of your friends and sleuthing associates. Look around the Internet. You won't find another event that matches this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Still have questions?

Call my friend, Captain Lou Edwards, at Special Events at Sea. Reach him at 888-I-WANNA-GO. (That's 888-492-6624.) Just say "Hey, Captain, I wanna go on a Magical Mystery Cruise." He'll tell you all about this maritime mystical sleuthing adventure.

So . . . let's meet on the high seas for fun, intrigue and excitement.

Adventurous regards,

Jack Pachuta

The Chief Inspector

Our first-ever “Magical Mystery Cruise” will combine my murder mystery events with the talents of magician Paul Noffsinger to orchestrate a unique entertainment spectacular filled with intrigue and the unexpected.

The Carnival Glory